Deck the fools, my champion Holly

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Someone’s getting decked in the hall

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile”.

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eenie Meanie Miney Missile!

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• zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You mean… That’s not exactly how everyone else’s family Christmas gatherings have been going this entire time?

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seriously, this is why we fermented sugar.

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    exactly, so why not lighten the mood with some MistleHo, instead.

    when caught underneath it, you must sing TinyBubbles… first solo, then together.

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• LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wrestletoe

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Evander Hollyfield

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You only truly know a man when you fight him

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My money’s on the Santa Bay Bee

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you hang a bar of fight club soap over the doorway

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