Dude, get out of here

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

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  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I was really happy to see it wasn’t a wallop!

    People don’t often treat reptiles very nice compared to mammals, but this is understandable and not excessive!

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    • 3ntranced@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair most approaching mammals don’t have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.

      But just look at that smiley boi.

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boop of banishing

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  • adj16@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤣

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• redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a funny looking stray cat.

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• XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The alligator/crocothing was really confused

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your first guess was correct. Wide, blunt snout gives it away. Crocodiles- skinny, toothy snout.

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    • Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They would have been fucked if it was a crocodile. American alligators are usually super chill and aren’t a problem so long as you aren’t actively antagonizing them. Crocodiles, meanwhile, are colossal assholes that are always looking to fuck up someone’s day.

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    • misophist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Easy way to remember: an alligator’s snout is rounded like the C in Crocodile, and a crocodile’s snout is pointed like the A in Alligator.

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• Crow@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Im always surprised how tame alligators are. Nothing like crocodiles.

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• Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They are way too casual around something that can rip their fingers and arm off

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Florida be like

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      not too different from the politicians

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s how Ripley should have dealt with the ALIEN.

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  • A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *pat pat* Off you go. Out the airlock you silly goose. *pat pat*

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love gators

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bad boy, bad boy shooo!

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• Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See you later

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• 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bad bad croc! Shew, go home!

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ahem. Gator. 😀

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    • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, probably, I really don’t know the difference… except for what Robin Williams said in Jumanji 😂.

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