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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This tweet has a different feel now…

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  • Bubs@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🎵"I love havin’ sex, but I’d rather get some bread"🎵

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.

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  • AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Garlic thins the blood which reduces coagulation. Vampires being allergic to it, is a deception of there own making.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe they’re like ticks or mosquitoes and concentrate the blood cells rejecting most of the liquid part, but because their physiology is closer to human it fucks them up.

      Dissent kind of vampire but in The Strain one of them is killed because the old man slammed a bottle of blood thinners first and the vamp basically started to melt.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can feel the butter

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  • AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But do you believe it’s not butter?

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hi, is this bed still available?

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• SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  By the thumbnail it looked like an omelette bedsheet, and I think it'd be an equally interesting idea.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well now I’m tired and hungry.

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’ll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

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