Nailed it

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  me: [remembering girls like down to earth guys] **hold her hand* kids like us

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• Coolcoder360@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  [remembering girls hate capitalism] no wait. I give drugs to kids in need for free

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  • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do they though?

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought we were just making shit up?

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    • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      According to their smut? No. They fucking love it.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Many of us do, many don’t

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t get free shit in communism, you gotta have equal contribution, so get on your knees

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• eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This was, no shit, how I met a boyfriend in 2012. We dated for six years.

  He was an awesome dude. I was crushed when he died.

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  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!

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    • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You think you’re being cute. But you’re really just being mean.

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It would all have worked out the other way around

  “I sell kids in need”… “for dru-”

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• Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  [Logic - Medium] CHECK FAILED

  [Empathy - Easy] CHECK FAILED

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• epicstove@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Plot twist: They work as a pharmacist

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• gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  me in highschool:

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• Johanno@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In Minecraft the drug store.

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