Tempus est noctuam viridem lacessendi.
time to challenge the green owl
Discussion Thread 🧀 Thursday 1 October 2026
Submitted 23 hours ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
Hey, good on you for working that brain muscle though!! Show that owl who’s boss!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 hours ago
seriously, Mandarin is easier
Catfish@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
I suppose it wouldn’t be a good idea to ask if anyone has a side business eliminating troublesome neighbours
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
Not a good idea. Are these the same ones as before?
Catfish@aussie.zone 9 hours ago
Yes. The move out turned out to be for renovating. Disappointed is an understatement.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
fascist governments are best for this
just anonymously dob in anyone you don’t like , a daughter in law, someone who is too pretty, a guy who rejected you, a business competitor,
and then watch them get deported or worse 👍
worked in Germany and is working now in USA
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
who is too pretty
Can someone dob me in pls I need some validation…
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
What’s wrong with them?
Catfish@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
Constant screaming, illegally evicting a child, thinking they can use/block our garage without asking. Power tools outside of EPA hours. Wanting access through our house for their Trades. Pissing off the owners committee…
SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
I like supermarket mud cakes. You bring one of those over, and I’m thoroughly happy.
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
Add some Paul’s custard then microwave.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
I warm the cake first then cream or custard.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Custard tarts for me. Shove them in my mouth please.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
I like those too. Only complaint is sometimes there’s not enough nutmeg sprinkle.
StudChud@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
In a sucker for a Portuguese tart.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
Bro, do not get your chili oil from the supermarket. I can drizzle this shit and hardly taste it.
I got some Mrs C’s chili oil and a couple of drops of that will bore out my arsehole.
I went to Benjamin’s Kitchen last week, great Asian fusion place in Alphington I haven’t been to for years. They sell their own chili oil, I should have got some
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
I love Cempasuchil Mexican Tijuana oil, if you ever see it. I especially love the Oaxacan oil (it’s got a smoky flavour). I used to work with the lady who makes it and the Tijuana oil doesn’t mess around.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
That sounds like what i want. I’m surprised by how much chili oil there is around. It must be easy to make if so many people do it
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 hours ago
Lotta sheep shit applied to garden ✅
Rain seemingly going south of us ✅
I’m clever.
StudChud@aussie.zone 8 hours ago
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
StudChud@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
OMG YASSSSS! 🙌✨🙌 THAT SPARKLE I NEED TO SEE IT ON YOUR NAILS 😍🤤
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 hours ago
last load to go to op shop
house looks half empty now
just so much I had that I was never going to use and books I would never read
StudChud@aussie.zone 14 hours ago
Highkey amused by my employer. Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through. Seems to just be the one woman running it (so also a small local business), and she’s lovely.
I’d filled out and sent back all the onboarding docs before I started, including bank details, tfn, and super.
Well I was supposed to be paid yesterday, so I messaged her to check it was all good. She said yep. Then I get a email link (automated) from her to sign into a platform and put the same details in. So I started doing it, but it kicked me out saying the invite has expired.
She then texts me last night and says that because it’s first pay it may be delayed, should have it tomorrow (today).
I’m not upset, I’m amused lol I reckon, because it seems to just be her, she forgot to input my details manually, realised what happened, and put them in herself (hence the auto email, I reckon she signed in and added me and it sends an auto email), revoked the invite, and processed it after 5pm yesterday. I can’t stop giggling, I wonder if my partner could help her (accounting cert) hahah
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through
now I’m wondering how much your work place pays the agency.
you might be getting only 50-75% of your pay
eventually see if you can be directly paid by your work place, your pay might increase
and I am unamused, the delay is unacceptable, imagine if an employee had children to feed or life saving meds like insulin to buy that day
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
An agency wanted us to pay above award for a casual (absolutely no problem with that) with an extra $15+ an hour on for the agency and if we chose to keep them we have to pay them a finder’s fee. I get you’ve gotta run the agency, but that’s a steep bill for a small business!
StudChud@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
Yeah I have a 6 month probation before the workplace will considering hiring me themselves. So I just gotta prove myself :) we’ll see if they don’t burn me though lol
Totally get your point about kids and meds; I’m in a position of privilege as I don’t have to worry about that today. It would be shitty af if I did have to consider that though for sure.
It’s a good rate, over $30 per hour so I’m not complaining :)
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
You’d think they’d have software to manage all f this. They’d maybe check some hours but otherwise it would put it all through automatically
StudChud@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
One would think so yes, yet here we are looool
Taleya@aussie.zone 14 hours ago
small company accountants can be ridiculously ditzy. It’s hilarious
StudChud@aussie.zone 13 hours ago
Right‽ Lol I’m not even mad, just so funny how different it is coming from ultra corpos. It must be stressful, it seems to just be a one-woman operation; like she’s doing all the comms with employees, talking to job providers and possible employers, and doing the accounting and all the back end business shit.
Kudos to her for sure, I’d have a fit if i had to do all that 😂
Taleya@aussie.zone 14 hours ago
new waser acquired yeterday, we went with a Fischer and paykel. I am highly unused to no central impeller. also JESUS that magnetic lid lock goes off like a shotgun
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Oh nice! Disregard my last comment (I really should learn to read ahead 😔)
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
That’s a good brand. 👍
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 11 hours ago
Price update at work seems to have gone without a hitch. Certainly helps when you know the process now
bacon@aussie.zone 15 hours ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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Cloudy and the birds are quiet still. Must be too early. 🐓💨
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 22 hours ago
StudChud@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
Eyooo guess who’s working four days next week and gonna make bank?
this bitch bby
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SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 hours ago
Get that money!!!
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
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Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
get dat cash monies!
StudChud@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
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