If you blow a dude “to smithereens”, and he doesn’t say “thank you” afterwards, then you’re doing it wrong. Maybe stick a finger up his butt next time.
What a way to go
Submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
eurodyne@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Too much teeth. That’s how you fuck up a blow job
eurodyne@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
It never occurred to me to bite the dick…
Who the fuck is out there biting dicks?
Darkard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t even know where Smithereens is
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Roughly an hour from Kilkenny when traveling by unicycle
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I’ve been having this exact problem for quite a while
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
This seems like it needs a list with rankings.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can blame the Irish for smithereens.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Being torn to ribbons sounds like it would hurt a lot more.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What about from six ways til Sunday?
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
I don’t know what i means aside that’s prolly releated to sex and i doubt i wanna know it
erie09@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To shreads you say
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
And his wife?
vinsombra@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To shreds you say…