Cousin will be in melbs for 4 weeks. He’s getting here tomorrow night.
Should be fun!
Submitted 6 days ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Cousin will be in melbs for 4 weeks. He’s getting here tomorrow night.
Should be fun!
Snorgle
Comfy
Twas from last night. I’ve exiled myself to the couch due to being a snotty, sick bitch, and Mickey Jagger has been using my legs as a heating blanket. I am humbled m’lord has chosen my legs for his royal bed.
I’m finally office ready. My RM boots arrived today. We get a corporate discount through work but the price still hurts
🎶 These boots are made for walkin and that just what they’ll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over the office 🎶
but they are such good boots, will last for decades
That’s what I’m hoping. I’ll be on the opposite end of that Terry Pratchett line about boots. If these last me 10+ years I don’t need to buy new shoes and I’m saving money
I got an MP3 player off Aliexpress and it has been great so far, but it reintroduces a problem with wired headphones science still hasn’t been able to solve:
How do you manage listening to something with wired headphones when you have to sit down on the toilet?
You hold the device in your non wiping hand or put it in your pocket. Unless your ears are near your crack hole I don’t see a problem. Personally I don’t need music to shit.
Do what we used to do in the 2000s during highschool; you tuck the wires into your shirt and put the player in your bra. Teachers can’t see it if you got long hair too.
If you’re not wearing a bra, you’re shit outta luck mate
I’m genetically inferior in that regard and have no need for a bra. I need to hope I’m wearing a polo shirt with a chest pocket
That’s what duct tape is for lol
🎶children of the sun, see your time has just begun🎶
Oh my god I totally forgot about that show!!!
Searching for your ways through adventures every day…🎶
Dug out the ol’ boxed set. The VA for sancho sounds dead like Bill dauterive from KOTH. Its marvellous
It’s been a year since the roadworks started near my house.
24 hours a day.
The things I would do for some quiet. The whole point of living in buttfuck nowhere was the peace and quiet.
I’m asking for a rent reduction and if they won’t do it, I’m going to vcat.
I don’t understand why they do night works for anything other than main roads or trains.
And since they are doing day works anyway why disturb people at night.
Lol yeah I didn’t realise it was 24/7 until the first night 😂 slept like a baby though because it reminded me of the noise on Sydney road haha
City noise is fine. People, music even traffic.
But this shit is wild lol
I’m up and it’s not too cold this morning. I am also wearing thick polar fleecy PJs …lol
Some of my fave clips from PHM
personal space www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbDIrIqpSbU 😐
Fist my bump.
I put a mandarin in my lunch bag a couple of days ago and ended up not eating it because I took some leave. I figured it would still be fine for a snack today, but I was very, very wrong. I haven’t seen such strong mould growth on a piece of fruit in a long time 😬
If i remember anything from my childhood – apart from the trauma – it’s that mandarins moulder like absolute champions
I failed to eat a mandarin today as well. Was all dried and manky.
The young Seagoons came around while i was cooking dinner. Home made curry laksa. I asked if they would like to stay . Master Seagoon sniffed the cooking aromas then said yes. I laughed. They stayed and are home now. 😊
Cheers peeps and ave a good weekend 🍻
even tho tide is high I think I will go for a little beach walk 😊
Arsehole Tradie has been given a verbal by Council. Will this be enough? War against possums continues. TheVoid has issued many verbals through the window and the current lack of living room rug may be related. Just want a house that is quiet at reasonable hours and not covered in pee!!!
Replaced the battery in three laptops last night and the storage in one. Just need to figure out how to initialise or partition the SATA SSD for that sweet extra storage
Slept like shit
Beep Beep 🚚
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Just a big strong coffee thanks chef!
Cheese & pineapple sandwich please
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more sleep would be nice
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 days ago
I caught one of my “friends” stealing my music and trying to pass it off as his own.
I’ve known this dude since high school.
Bro, instead of buying a guitar every week do some fucking practice and you wouldn’t have to steal people’s shit.
Wanker lol
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 days ago
That’s fucked.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 days ago
That is sad.