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Years ago I heard an Australian man say "vajoiner" and it has had a lasting, negative impact on my mental health

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨wesker@lemmy.sdf.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, “I’m on the rag so you’ll hafta chuck it in me dumpah.”

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s banned in most western countries

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    • postman@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I heard it differently:

      “I’m a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike.”

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Missing an extra “r” varjoiner

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    • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah here. Australians don’t pronounce R’s.

      Harbour = haabaa.

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      • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

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      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I was going by the “naur” instead of “no” that you sometimes hear

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ffs it’s spelt vagynoir, yanks… always have to change the King’s English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

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    • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Vagé Noir?

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I’ll probably regret it afterwards

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Awww that wasn’t a gay joke, it was an Australian joke, Ref!?

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      never seen it

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If serious: I think you’d like it.

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn’t need to take her home…

    If I didn’t meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    youtube.com/shorts/mHBR6KWzoFw?is=gT87SWgufOMpanX…

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      mommy

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