Family Pictures

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• _chris@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t show any of those kids to a random ice agent without context.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Took me a while to spot JDs mistress in the background, or why there was a 1 painted on her.

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  • psycotica0@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe the couch is the first kid? Sex with your kid is one of the principles of the administration, I believe.

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The syntax of english newspaper headlines is often so confusing to me

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thats because English is a bit fucked.

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  • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There is some doctrine in english headline writing that says it’s okay to substitute the word “and” with a comma. I hate it with a passion.

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  • recursivethinking@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I once saw a study on the Reading Grade Level of various newspapers, and some of them were like 7th grade. This was back in mid-2000s. Sicne Internet News exploded, it feels like it’s gotten much worse.

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    • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      56% of USA reads below a 6th grade level. Newspaper articles are written at a similar level so that more people can read them.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The couch he fucked had a baby couch. This is a thing that happens, it’s just life. Why so hard to understand?

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His fucking couch is a child?

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  • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No the couch is baby couch after mother couch gave birth, mother committed suicide when she realised JD might still fuck the baby couch

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, the loveseat is the offsping from JD’s college lust.

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• drmoodmood@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For a second I thought the numbers were pointing to loss.

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  • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pattern recognition?

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    • drmoodmood@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Absolutely, considering the community here. :D

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You see son, when a man and a settee love each other very much…

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