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• meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When trump got convicted of 34 felonies I had an idiot Facebook “friend” foaming at the mouth over how outrageous the “witch hunt” was and a bunch of other conspiracy theory laden bullshit his handlers were feeding him. Along with my pushback on his unique brand of idiocy, I casually left an additional “and look into the special court ruling used in this case for the number of crimes being tried. Just Google Trump rule 34”.

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  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    legend

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It actually had nothing to do with capitol lockdown, it’s an obscure policy which kicks in at a certain level of economic inflation, under the “Volatile or Regressive Economy” exception. Google “Trump vore inflation rule 34”.

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• FluorideMind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Tlrd sex workers called moles on his butt ladybugs.

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  • marighost@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I think Graham himself referred to the moles as ladybugs, not the sex worker.

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    • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      First him, then them, then the rest of us.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Too long read didn’t?

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Isn’t that call hemmroids?

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  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    moles? i thought i heard they were dingleberries.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    probably asian male escorts. asian ladybugs are invasive, he probably caught those.

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• HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Oh this is devious. Spread on boomerbook immediately

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  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    ** Saddle up, patriots **

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I don’t get it?

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “Those are just my little ladybugs”.

  TIL there is no way I could ever be a sex worker.

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Is this a real thing? I thought it was just a shitpost

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      So did the narrator of that story, but it was just lady bugs.

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• eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Man, I just want to retire and raise some goats. I like working with both hands, is that so much of a stretch?

    It’s just a couple lil goatses

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I like making my own preserves, jams, jellies.

      I’m just one man with one jar, but it makes me happy.

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If I didn’t already know, I’d be so pissed.

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• forgetfulmeat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This one actually caught me off guard

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Heartwarming 🤗

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  • Generica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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