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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why Andrew Garfield?

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He was Spider-Man

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, I see. Carry on.

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    • sidebro@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      like, what more reason do you need?

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  • ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The real Garfield wouldn’t agree to pose for a photoshoot for this post

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

      Garfield was busy

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• viertesauge@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if we kissed withdrew all our money simultaneously at the bank?

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  • Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’d have to queue up and wait in turn, when the bank ran out of physical money you would have to come back on a future date

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I holy the security guards gun?

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “What time does the manager walk to his car” is definitely not suspicious at all lol

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• LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “So you think you’re safe behind that glass pane? Let’s test that theory.”

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• WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Go to your bank wearing an N95 mask. Wear a hoodie and put a banana in the front pocket. Keep your hands in your front pocket, grasping the banana. Walk up to the teller and ask them to put $100 in a bag.

  In tiny print at the bottom, include your bank account number. After they have a second to look at it, hand them your photo ID.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For the last one, here’s the reply:

  Sure all $6.45 of it.

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