Just terrible ☺️☺️☺️

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• KC_Royalz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m hoping for a trifecta. Death usually comes in 3’s. just need Trump and Mitch

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  • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you will not like this trifecta, seeing another obituary this morning (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vale, Sam

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• KC_Royalz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wouldnt he be outside operating it to to sustain himself with lindsey life force.

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder if the polymarket can guess his boyfriend at the funeral

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, we can ensure that Peter, his spiritual advisor, and vance end up on the death prediction market.

    Gamble on their deaths.

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• NathanDerWeise@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is so wrong.

  Astroglide isn’t particularly good for anal. You need something thicker, like KY Jelly.

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only beef tallow

    That makes it straight

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    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Crisco or nothing

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  • ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    KY Jelly interacts poorly with condoms/latex, afaik

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    • NathanDerWeise@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s water based, so maybe know things better.

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🍾🥂🎆

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• benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I suppose he could have just taken some ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine about it. Maybe he should have listened to rfk. Or maybe he did.  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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• SiegeRhino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽begone america political post🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽become lost in my vast field🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

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  • KC_Royalz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, you think the cornfields are your ally. But you merely adopted the stalks; I was born in them, molded by them. I didn’t see open pavement until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tries to make anti-America post
    Chooses yellow corn*, the single most American crop imaginable*

    Lol. Lmao, even.

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  • abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “american political post” -> “cornfield”

    I yearn to cover the land in a mono culture, destroy countless habitats and displace all natural wildlife to grow a crop that is used as cattle feed for cows that directly contribute to accelerated climate change, cause obesity in every part of this country, and indirectly subsidize car infrastructure due to the use of biofuels.

    Begone, apolitical cornfield, while I celebrate these small victories.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Won’t anybody think of the Ladybugs? 🐞

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those poor, lovely ladybugs

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  no shame at all. we’ve known since day one they are cowards to the core, so that is just fully expected

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