There's plenty to go around

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a corn shortage?

  But what about my crippling corn addiction?

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.

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• s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times

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• Aarrodri@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No concerns…

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Artificial scarcity

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• Seasm0ke@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The internet is for corn

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  • orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why you think the 'net was born? Corn, corn, corn.

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone’s a little bit maysist

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t like this post. I find it a bit corny.

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• Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a colonel of truth to this

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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    More like a brigadier general of truth.

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• cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It has been increased one corn kernel higher than last week’s corn kernel ration

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I will savor its germ

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• MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pop it

  spoiler

  With a hair straightener. Set up a tiktok livestream Tell people the corn is just about to pop People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???) Now I’ve got 2 corns.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bullshit. I’m an American, do you know how much corn we have?

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• AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Soy loco por los cornball

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.

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