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Discussion Thread 🪿 Sunday 12 July 2026

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Miss Seagoon and I are going to the Roman exhibition at the museum tomorrow so I’ve done my chores today.

    looking forward to the day out 😊

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got replacement batteries for the kids’ watches. I’ve been considering getting a watch repair kit off Aliexpress so cheap battery watches wouldn’t be such a hassle. I think I might get one now.

    The last thing you want to do is bend your shim tool or use something like a screwdriver or razor blade and have it shoot out into your finger. Then be in that situation where you’re like, “It looks deep but it’s not bleeding, and it didn’t hurt too much.” Then the blood starts coming out and doesn’t stop.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s this old saying I know and I don’t know where it came from and I don’t know if I’m saying it right. If anyone knows more that would be great. I’ve put it in a spoiler because it might be dirty. 😂

    spoiler

    I’m gonna ride you like a government mule.

    Ps. Husband thinks it came from the WWE wrestling.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This was answered on googl questions back in 2005

      screenshot

      Image

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Omg. I was very close. Thank you for this.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Uh oh hot water be broken.

    They say bad luck comes in 3’s but for water related bad luck it’s a bit more than that.

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    • Pilk@aussie.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Double check the breaker didn’t flip. My neighbor got rinsed by a plumber who replaced his HW ($2900) only to find out it was the breaker, he subsequently got rinsed by the electrician ($350 breaker + $600 callout fee). He was too shy to negotiate which didn’t help.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hot water broken during Summer - ok. Hot water broken during Winter - fuck.

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    • SituationCake@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nooo! Hopefully you’ve got somewhere to go where you can have a hot shower. I’m not sure if it’s still running, but if you have gas appliance and will switch to electric there might be some government rebate? You’d have to investigate. But I hope it can get fixed quickly!

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh dear. Pokemon run at the mall, found an 80% off kitchenware sale. Also a plush brontosaurus.

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cool. My tax return has an estimated return date.

    Wooo!

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  • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Still feel like I am teetering on the edge of a full head old but it’s not progressing. Gonna rug up anyway and go to the farmers market for yummies. Anyone need anything?

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Get yerself some oranges.

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      • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Done! And honey. And lots of puppy dog Pat’s. And an unholy amount of goat cheese from a dairy that’s going out of business :-(. But that can wait until I am a bit less snotty.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mwahahah there are now 1.5kg bags of cheekies within walking distance to my house. Time to work on my festive plumpage

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I read that as plumage

      also, I have been known to buy the 1kg packs of sour feijoas from new zealand

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      • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I shall wear cheekies in my hair to the delight of all the children

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I shall make sure if I take vitamins that have maltitol I will take them in the mornings from now on. 😐💦

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fuck malitol.

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      • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it IS malitol, internets was making me think I knew it wrong all along, ( fuck internets, I used to use it to fact check, now it’s getting worse than useless )

        I used to see that stuff in a lab on a shelf and had it by the brown glass jar

        if you ingest it it’s a diuretic

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cherry bombe please

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        🍒🥤

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