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why do rich people like marrying their cousins so much?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cockmushroom@reddthat.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • houndeyes@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    excuse me?

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s more useful to list what percent of genes you should share

    That and the likelihood of common negative recessive genes are really the most important thing about cousin fucking.

    I’m not a geneticist, but you really have to think about the birthday paradox here. You have how many genes, and how many are recessive? The odds of a collision are probably way more than you’d think.

    Anyways, please don’t reproduce with your cousins, until they’re so distant you no longer have a vocabulary to describe it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not every recessive gene is a death sentence.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gotta keep the money in the family

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    • Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And nobody would marry someone knowing he/she is also marrying a whole family of inbred assholes.

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Incest is Wincest

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only if you don’t marry your sibling, half sibling, parents, or grandparents. If you keep it farther out on the family tree, it is all legal.

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  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, if you’re rich, you like easy stuff. And your cousins are right there! You have them within easy reach at family gatherings! You can keep your precious money within the family! You can groom them from a very early age if they’re younger than you!

    For a person with wealth-induced empathic deficit, it’s got no downside!

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  • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a Shelbyville tradition!

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Because they’re so attractive!

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey, if it worked for the House of Habsburg, it can work for your oil dynasty as well.

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