Don't touch

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had a dream last night that people started to sell sunblock in ketchup packets sized packets.

  Then I tricked a school track meet into worshiping Satan.

  8/10, the dream could have had more flying.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is art.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The urge to stomp is strong.

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  • kaykay@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Extra style points if you also go slip-n-slide after and do a penguin-style belly slide across the kitchen floor!

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• CallMeAl@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  a lot of people don’t know but this is how raisins are made

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But what are you raising them to become?

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    • CallMeAl@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ketchup raisins

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So you have acquired a donald trump temper tantrum kit.

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• hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah

  Sauce drawer

  Classic

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t know what the plan is, but we’ll be lucky to survive it.

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• Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They need it all to dip their corn in

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