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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Getting hit always carries a chance of death.

  Another tragic case was a British boy getting hit by a bouncer(lightly) and just dying.

  A person I know talks about how driving bicycles without helmets is very reckless as their mother had someone fall beside them when waiting at a traffic light and just dying. Wasn’t even a bad fall

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  • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Meanwhile, other people jump out of a plane with a broken parachute, land in a haystack and escape with a broken leg and some bruises. It’s wild how the human body can be so resilient and fragile at the same time.

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Really need to protect that noggin and the rest can heal.

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    • treesapx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had a professor who spent many years in the thick of battle in the Vietnam war. He said this was one of the hardest things to deal with mentally. One person would survive after getting shot all over and the next person would get the smallest bit of shrapnel in the wrong spot and “just turn off.”

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    • ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is called plot armour

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, that’s not common, don’t count on that. Most of the time that you fall from a plane, you’re gonna die.

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  • regdog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfq8SWl4BA&t=219s

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is from 2018.

  Nocody else getting tired of bots posting shit without even a source?

  cbsnews.com/…/fedex-driver-cleared-in-fatal-punch…

  The man was cleared too.

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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If there’s anything that I value most in my shitposts, it’s timeliness and accuracy. Now, I feel doubt creeping in… is horse plinko maybe not a real game?!

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hurry up and ask Midjourney to create a video of it before the bubble pops!

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir, this is the shitpost community

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing is stopping you from blocking VetOfTheSeas

    If you dislike the Posts/Comments of a community or account, you should just block it and save yourself the stress.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I knew it was pretty old.

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    literally @1984@lemmy.today

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• shroomato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So that’s how one gets delivered from evil

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  • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!

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    • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What’s up with the law of chastity man? You living it?

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• WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More of this, please.

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• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Normally, I just open my apartment door and masturbate in quiet, but noticeable passing while the delivery driver brings the package to my door. 9/10 times, when it’s a woman of any sex, they participate, but it’s 3/10 men that participate, and 1/10 of women call the cops, 3/10 of men, and 3/10 of men try to whoop your ass. That is honest gonzo reporting, right there.

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