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Anon buys cigarettes

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    FYI: service industry is obligated to be nice to you. Please don’t flirt back.

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    • How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Being nice = flirting

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      • SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Please don’t be nice back. Verbally assault service workers. They appreciate it.

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      • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        idk what your talking about, someone saying my hair looks like nice clearly means they’re down to fuck

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        So you’re saying there still is a chance?

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      service industry isn’t obligated to comment on my looks.

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      • thedarkfly@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As a European, asking how I’m doing is already too far. It was quite confusing when I went to the US.

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    • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Flirting and being nice are two different things. However most people don’t know that difference. Especially if they never had anyone genuinely being nice to them.

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      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure they aren’t supposed to talk you out of your expensive and addictive purchases.

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  • sepiroth154@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Totally blew it by asking if she was being genuine…

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    • LongLive@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what is your suggested reply?

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      • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me.

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      • sepiroth154@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The best one I can think of would be something like “I get to talk to cute girls more often.” But almost anything else would be better

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      • currycourier@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I gotta level the playing field for everyone else somehow

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay, tbh that’s not on anon this time

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  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, keep smoking, maybe get cancer, you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.

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    • SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.

      Using a cool robot voice

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh yes, cancer issues are a party topic favourite.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can get away with a lot of zingers from behind bullet-proof glass.

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