Okay, tbh that’s not on anon this time
Anon buys cigarettes
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Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 10 hours ago
sepiroth154@feddit.nl 20 hours ago
Totally blew it by asking if she was being genuine…
LongLive@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
what is your suggested reply?
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Nah, keep smoking, maybe get cancer, you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Oh yes, cancer issues are a party topic favourite.
SatyrSack@quokk.au 20 hours ago
you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.
Using a cool robot voice
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
FYI: service industry is obligated to be nice to you. Please don’t flirt back.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
service industry isn’t obligated to comment on my looks.
How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Being nice = flirting
SatyrSack@quokk.au 22 hours ago
Please don’t be nice back. Verbally assault service workers. They appreciate it.
Johanno@feddit.org 18 hours ago
Flirting and being nice are two different things. However most people don’t know that difference. Especially if they never had anyone genuinely being nice to them.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 19 hours ago
I’m pretty sure they aren’t supposed to talk you out of your expensive and addictive purchases.