Totally blew it by asking if she was being genuine…
Anon buys cigarettes
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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sepiroth154@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
LongLive@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
what is your suggested reply?
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me.
sepiroth154@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
The best one I can think of would be something like “I get to talk to cute girls more often.” But almost anything else would be better
currycourier@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I gotta level the playing field for everyone else somehow
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Okay, tbh that’s not on anon this time
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, keep smoking, maybe get cancer, you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.
SatyrSack@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.
Using a cool robot voice
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh yes, cancer issues are a party topic favourite.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can get away with a lot of zingers from behind bullet-proof glass.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
FYI: service industry is obligated to be nice to you. Please don’t flirt back.
How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Being nice = flirting
SatyrSack@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Please don’t be nice back. Verbally assault service workers. They appreciate it.
IronBird@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
idk what your talking about, someone saying my hair looks like nice clearly means they’re down to fuck
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
So you’re saying there still is a chance?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
service industry isn’t obligated to comment on my looks.
thedarkfly@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
As a European, asking how I’m doing is already too far. It was quite confusing when I went to the US.
Johanno@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Flirting and being nice are two different things. However most people don’t know that difference. Especially if they never had anyone genuinely being nice to them.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
and lots of service people flirt to get bigger tips
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure they aren’t supposed to talk you out of your expensive and addictive purchases.