Reminds me of this classic: Image
A psychopath getting 3 wishes from a genie would be a great horror movie.
Submitted 7 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Patches@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Oddly enough you do already have Taste Buds in your asshole
SuperIce@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Next time you’re stuffing fistfuls of delicious bacon into your mouth, you might want to consider sticking a piece or two of crispy goodness into your crotch, then up your butt for good measure.
That’s a hell of a way to start an article.
Zacryon@feddit.de 7 months ago
Disclaimer: I’m not an expert. I invite you to correct me if you know better. Sources are at the end.
If you see taste receptors as chemosensors, then yes. We have those all over the place. In the lungs, brain, kidneys, the gastrointestinal system etc… Even in sperm. Although a lot of those are not well studied yet, it has been found that - depending on the cells and region - they can serve specific purposes, like metabolic regulation, or airway relaxation. Basically a way for you body to react to chemical signals. However, afaik they do not contribute to the taste sensation when you’re eating. So you don’t need to go all Cartman style.
But(t), a lot of those findings have limited validity, e.g. because of investigations using cell cultures instead of in vivo studies, or because several animals have a different (or even completely lacking) set of those receptors than humans.
Sources, which I skimmed for this:
- en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_receptor (Tissue distribution section)
- www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3321208/
- www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6413048/
- www.spektrum.de/news/…/1351478 (German)
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 months ago
!tihi@lemmy.world
samus12345@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Homicide would be justified, I think.
Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 7 months ago
im laughing so hard the neighbours will think ive gone insane
PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I think people will figure something out when they begin to study the magical limb disappearing event and they find out you’re the only person alive who was unaffected.
prayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“I was born with an extra arm”
Patches@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Pics or it didn’t happen
havokdj@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Turns out it was the third leg
Vyllenor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
3rd wish: no one ever will figure out i was the reason for the limb disappearance
Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 7 months ago
People will have to rationalize your existence somehow. Being unable to ignore that you’re the one person left on the planet with 4 limbs, everyone you meet now immediately labels you a freak and you find yourself ousted from society.
ironeagl@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It might not be obvious, depending on what counts as a “limb”. Plus maybe OP already is missing one?
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I am sure the mystery of disappearing limbs will FAR overtake the one person who wasn’t affected. Worldwide panic and who knows what else. You could also wish 99% of people lose a random limb, and that would mean 70 million people would still have all their limbs.
samus12345@lemmy.world 7 months ago
People who have to get a limb amputated and the right one gets randomly removed: “Noice!”
hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 7 months ago
Hopefully it’s the correct limb for some of them.!
samus12345@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah, extra shitty for the ones who get a good limb deleted instead.
MudMan@kbin.social 7 months ago
I mean, it'd still be a more accurate Death Note adaptation than what Netflix made, to be honest.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Wish 1: All humans are sterile.
Wish 2: All humans are immortal.
Wish 3: All humans are furries.
Now just sit back and enjoy the chaos.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I too play FFXIV
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Is that actually the plot for a FF game?
STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
that’s one way to get a leg up
ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The title and post kinda make me think of those 1-2 sentence horror stories.
“With tears in his eyes, the genie looks at me as he grants my last wish. There was nothing he could do to stop it.”
ExLisper@linux.community 7 months ago
Or imagine Death Note but it falls in the hands of Elon Musk.
Stern@lemmy.world 7 months ago
There was a one shot sequel to Death Note where a dude got it, then decided it was more trouble then it was worth, and sold it via auction where the funds would be split up amongst all the accounts at his bank created before a certain date. The U.S. led by not-Trump won with a several trillion bid, and the dude got killed for breaking a new rule that immediately showed up in the book banning its sale.
F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is a finger a limb?
Is a penis a limb?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Depends how thick and long it is I think
x4740N@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I would wish for the ability to grant wishes for myself and others of my choosing
I could then grant myself any ability I wanted qnd essentially become a god
wabafee@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I would wish for everyone to think of poop everytime they eat. 😈
theoretiker@feddit.de 7 months ago
People would just assume you lost a limb, which is not usually visible with your clothes on.
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That no-limbed motivational speaker guy is set!
Froyn@kbin.social 7 months ago
Oh. Now double it and pass it along!
hh93@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I liked the one a while ago about making every blind person able to see again for exactly 6 hours before they go blind again
That sounded just viciously cruel
aard@kyu.de 7 months ago
I’d just let them see, but make them temporarily go blind every time they’d be about to see something they care about, or are in a dangerous situation where being able to see would be useful.
lobut@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Christ. You guys are insane. I mean, I love it but hoo-boy …
LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Like having your own, internal, automatic Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Those that were just getting to sleep for the night when he cast his wish…
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
LMAO
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Similarly, people who can’t walk can for a week. Just enough time to get moving again and may be get to a physio therapy session. Really get the hope in full swing