This is the funniest shit i’ve seen this morning.
narcania of time
Submitted 3 weeks ago by restingOface@quokk.au to [deleted]
https://quokk.au/static/media/posts/sZ/Pw/sZPwZIL13OZDcrl.jpg
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Xandrash@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Meth would explain the insane amount of energy Link had.
I guess the is secret to the Courage Triforce part. Methheads are fearless.
Zorcron@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
At risk of taking the joke too seriously, Narcan doesn’t work on meth, only opioids. So in this universe Link would be very low energy.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
even tho it’s a shitpost community I think proper education around narcan is very valid and should be said. it’s one of the few things bystanders can really help with, especially if you live in a city. I carry narcan with me all the time just in case.
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
As the person you are replying to, I appreciate this information.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 weeks ago
and constipated
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Breath of the Wild would’ve gone a lot differently if they had this trick.
josephc@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
This is some really good photomanip work. They even got the raster lines on the narcan correct.
ashenone@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I don’t think this is a shop I’m pretty sure this was in the original game
josephc@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Ah. I only played OoT, never Majora’s Fentanyl.
Xandrash@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its likely chatgpt image 2
coolie4@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Made on PC, but displayed on CRT?
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And that’s why they call it the blues…
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Living like lovers
Rolling like thunder spell under the covers
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Clearly edited! We all know she used smelling salts on him.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or bath salts. And in reality, Hyrule is normal and peaceful. At least until Link, tripping balls, thinks 100 years have passed while he napped and the world has gone to hell.
His quests to collect shit all over the world were given in hopes that he would come down by the time he returns, but Zelda gets some really good shit (she doesn’t have a hook up, she’s the ruler of Hyrule and has a fully staffed lab) and likes getting Link high on various substances, sending him out on “quests” then does meth and follows him around disguised as a ninja until she crashes.
Then she usually needs him to deal with the head chemist, Al, who likes to invent even stronger shit and tries to take over the kingdom as his alter ego, Ganondorf (or sometimes just Ganon when he’s too fucked up to add the “dorf”) while Zelda’s out on her Shiek binge. The castle guards are too wasted to know what’s going on and prefer to patrol the garden (so they can just puke in the bushes when they need to).
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
“Hey! Listen! He’s not moving anymore….” -Navi
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I knew the perc was fake but I still ate it because I’m a gremlin
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn! Link hit the pixie dust too hard.