I want it to slap me across the face

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• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A BDSM cafe does sound fun.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    there used to be one in London - “Coffee Cake and Kink”

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pervatin?

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• apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Robusta bean cold brew

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  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Robusta is making a comeback? I remember with the rise of Starbucks, there was a huge anti-robusta push for a while.

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    • apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Robusta beans are cheaper, stronger, and more bitter. Robusta is ok for literally everything except a shot of expresso (too bitter). Most coffee is usually a blend of Robusta and Arabica beans.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I got used to the absolute crap, mass produced percolator coffee on board ship. Nothing else seems to get me awake and moving anymore.

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  • apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    TIL People still use percolators.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      TBF these were ships designed in the 1970s.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The older my stomach gets the more lite and mellow it wants its coffee.

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  • httperror418@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’ll be awake, just spending hours of that time on the toilet 💩

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Stomach can fuck off, we’re doing whatever makes brain work today.

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• Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m torn, I’m super sensitive to bitter flavors so I can’t stand the taste of most coffee. So like… I’d like it to taste good, but I’ve basically given up on that without a truly inadvisable amount of sweeteners. So if it’s gonna taste horrible to me no matter what, then I’d like way more for it to be the latter. But then I’ve got ADHD and caffeine doesn’t work on me like that lmao.

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  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Supposedly cold-brewing coffee reduces the bitter compounds, so it may be worth trying that if you haven’t already. But on the other hand, caffeine is bitter in and of itself.

    I’ve been experimenting with sweeter herbal teas as a way to naturally sweeten beverages without needing to add sugar. Two of my favorites are chamomile and rooibos, so I wonder if that might be a good way to counteract coffee bitterness.

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah I’ve tried a few different things. Most of them only get it down to a kind of “tolerable” on par with knocking back a really rough dose of like cough syrup in how pleasant it is. I still end up needing an amount of sugar that makes me uncomfortable having.

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  • valtia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you tried making espresso with different kinds of beans? There are plenty of options that aren’t bitter. Add in some milk or better yet some oatmilk and it tastes great

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I know you can, I just don’t feel good personally about the amount of sugar and such I need to add before it stops kicking me in the face.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I sometimes have low blood pressure until I eat a large meal so coffee on its own just brings me more towards “normal” blood pressure and I could almost just take a nap after having some.

  In other words, I add a lot of sugar.

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Quad shot latter over ice

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• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can anyone tell me why can’t I find this one in lens or tineye, is this original or slop? I don’t know anymore.

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  • wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    On closer inspection itseems kinda sus but im not good at spotting it anymore :((

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    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The covered hand appears a little sus to me because like it would have to be in an awkward position for the two fingers to be that close in length.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I literally grabbed the first coffee pic I found to make this. I honestly don’t look that close.

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    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No worries happens to the best of us looks at PugJesus, I think

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  • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like slop. The thumbnail is the entire tip of the thumb.

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    • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I have seen a person who has something similar on a finger just not to this degree.

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