For your eyes only, baby, see you soon

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• mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Publix mentioned 🍊🟢

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I will upvote so your wife sees this. Enjoy the jalapeño poppers!

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• Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But, like, can I have some?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you my wife? If so, we’ll see if you’re a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.

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• dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Stop it, this is inefficient use of the internet!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.

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    • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have been sending selfies over the internet by posting them in random communities for 40+ years? Man… talk about early adopters

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• Sun33@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just so you know. I have my air frier set and I expect you to mail me some… 🤣

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then I expect you to do your part now that I’ve put dinner on the table.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do air fryers take that long to preheat?

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  • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mine takes less than a minute.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The store real close honey

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I used to live next door to a fancy little bodega that would sell that shit. First floor underneath me was a place that sold ice cream and rented videotapes, plus a guy in the back apartment who kept screaming about stabbing me. So you can move quick with them poppers.

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