Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget your hat

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  • ILikeMultis@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This but unironically

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• skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve been looking for a job for the last 8 months. I fucking hate this so much because this is how you need to talk in interviews.

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  • ivan@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now think of some folks actually being quite successful by selling courses and trainings where they just talk nonsense in bureaucratese to the audience. 💀

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Weird Al has an excellent original song in the style of Crosby Stills Nash with regards to nonsensical business jargon: youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    youtu.be/lh67x9iDCjg

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Boardmember: Okay, so our company is officially out of ideas. Does anyone know how we can keep our cushy, phony-baloney jobs?

  Other Boardmember: What if… what if we just copy how other businesses run?

  Boardmember: I like it! But let’s gussy it up with lots of jargon, you know? Instead of “copying”, we’ll call it, “following industry best practices!”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. From Soho, down to Brighton; I must’ve played 'em all!

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Turn up the volume on this shitpost please!

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a middle manager

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• BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What the fuck does that gibberish even mean? I’m so glad I don’t know corpo speak.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wanted to get important things done and work with others not on my team to get them done.

    Corpo speak is always either a word for “thing that needs to be done” or “work with others in some structured way”

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      minor nitpick that meeting a KPI means you agreed on a goal to be achieved over a certain time period and you achieved it.

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