$37 for a burrito?
That’s only 6 easy payments of $9.99! I can afford two a year at that price! What a time to be alive!
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$37 for a burrito?
That’s only 6 easy payments of $9.99! I can afford two a year at that price! What a time to be alive!
Ads in the 90’s: look at our well thought out funny idea for selling you or products, we hope you enjoyed it.
Ads today: look we paid an out of touch celebrity a godly amount of money to sell our Chinese made products, please laugh, please give us all your personal information.
unfortunately if I saw this today I’d say the penguin with a tux was AI
I’m here for the burritos and vodka. A succulent meal.
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
God, it was hype shit looking at magazines and ads and stuff back then. Wow, the argos catalog shows that you can buy XYZ!
I was unable to participate because I was a kid and not able to buy shit because I had no money.
Now interesting products and shit come out, and its “oh no, I have to save money for a mortgage” , “Oh no, my job market has hit another employment crisis”. 3d printers and VR seem really fun. I have nowhere to put a fucking 3d printer, nor a room I can afford to keep empty for VR.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait, I can finance a burrito?
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There’s a bunch of bs predatory services that will let you finance literally every purchase. There’s a picture of someone “finally” paying off their $1.50 Costco hotdog after like 4 payments.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, well the interest goes to the poor, entreprenourial small business owner who made your burrito, right?
Right?
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would like to finance 1 burrito, please.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If they have no minimum then you can totally make it cost them money
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Klarna don’t care what you’re buying
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
One of the few good decisions in my life was rejecting a job offer from Klarna. It didn’t even pay amazingly well enough to do that shit.