How long will it be?

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just long enough to finish the job.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what’re you talking about?

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    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).

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• stretch2m@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  *Surely, you’re joking."

  “I’m dead serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey that joke only works when spoken. It doesn’t work in writing because we can clearly see that you didn’t call him Shirley. You called him Surely.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🛬

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  About 5.33 meters.

  What kind of maniacs measure cars in feet?

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Excuse me, the proper unit is millimeters, not meters.

    Source: my car on the transport department website:

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    I do believe this is standard across the EU, that official car lengths and widths are in millimeters.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the kind of folk who remember pushing them during the gas crisis

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  About the size of a small meteorite.

  Anything except metric.

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• FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  !youdontsurf@lemmy.world

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