Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”
Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”
Submitted 3 weeks ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”
Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”
*Surely, you’re joking."
“I’m dead serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Hey that joke only works when spoken. It doesn’t work in writing because we can clearly see that you didn’t call him Shirley. You called him Surely.
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About 5.33 meters.
What kind of maniacs measure cars in feet?
the kind of folk who remember pushing them during the gas crisis
About the size of a small meteorite.
Anything except metric.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Just long enough to finish the job.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.
Anivia@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
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MrChewy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what’re you talking about?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).