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• tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Two tall guys at work checked to see who was taller. The guy in the much less senior position won out, so I wanted to say “heightmogged by a clearancemaxxing customerservicechad” but then you need to explain to everyone what each of those words mean and why you know them

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  • themaninblack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You deserve success in life

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m upset that I know what that sentence means. It’s knowledge I’ve acquired against my will.

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    you’re cooking

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• calhoon2005@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  …they actually going to do that UFC on the lawn thing. jfc - what the actual fuck.

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  • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Was there every any doubt? That entire administration is a circus.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Black hole sun is a hard sing to learn but I finally got it. With covers I’m not trying to sound like the original singer which helps.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    lol the shadow fixation returns.

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• SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One of the techs at work is a negger and it’s very strange. Well, maybe not quite a negger, but just an odd cat. I went into the kitchen to throw my banana peel out and he says “what, no coffee? Come on Spin…” or I was working with a machine the other day and he just walked past and whispered “omg you broke it”.

  Most oddly, last week I was cleaning something and it made me gag (it was just mud) and he started goading me on to make me vomit. I had to run away!

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  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Either ZERO people skills or actively hostile. That’s not odd, that’s diagnosable. And creepy.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Things like this make me so very very glad I’m ASD because this man would have been hit with so many **“What the *FUCK”***s he would have fled weeing his stupid little pants.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    confront directly about the negging

    it could be a bad habit or he could be a dick

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    To play devil’s advocate, perhaps he thinks he’s being playful? Like, banter or something. At least, that’s my experience when I have confronted ex-colleague about the same behaviours. Then again, those types are often very good at feigning ignorance 🤷‍♀️

    On the other hand, it isn’t funny if only he is laughing y’know. For something to be genuinely funny, the subject also has to find it funny. Otherwise it’s bullying.

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  • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sounds like an obnoxious dick who will pretend he was only trying to be funny if confronted. Is he doing this to other people or just you?

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• bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Beep Beep 🚚
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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A pretzel stuffed with… something.

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      🥨🧀

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A bowl of baked beans and some thick buttered toast please chef.

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      🫘🥣

      🍞🧈

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  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ll have what Force is having please.

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      🧠

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• SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Any recommendations for Tasmania in Nov/Dec in a campervan? Looking at Mona, a whiskey tour and Wine Glass Bay.

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hobart :

    for me MONA is a must see although some people are put off by various art pieces.(even to the point of lawsuits). Also the dedicated ferry to and from MONA is more fun and I think you might need to book ahead for some exhibitions

    Port Arthur is great. Plan an entire day there, have picnic and take the boat to the Isle of the Dead for an interesting guided tour of the penal colony cemetery.

    Some of my favourite food and drink in Hobart:

    Bar Wa Izakaya , a super fun Japanese restaurant

    Urban Greek, delicious food and great service

    Landscape grill for excellent steak

    The Den Salamanca, cozy whiskey/cocktail bar to chill out after you hit the market. The food is good as well.

    Moto Vecchia cafe, for nice coffee and brekkie. They are super friendly there. It’s just across the river.

    Further afield: King Solomons cave in Liena is really cool guided tour and worth the drive. Stop in Mumma Buzz’s Cafe in Deloraine for excellent egg and bacon roll

    Cataract Gorge in Launceston is a beautiful bike or walk track

    If we take the Spirit, we normally book the overnight trip.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Port Arthur is pretty interesting if you’ve never been and there’s an animal sanctuary not far from there too.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    there are some pretty nice forest lands /parks

    museums and zoos

    beaches of course

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Listening to a reading of a biography of Martha Stewart. I had no idea she was such an awful person.

  at the same time she herself was a hard worker and mostly honest

  the closest example in fiction would be Flick in the movie Election. Conniving and exploitative and treacherous.

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• tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Came back from lunch and it smells like someone opened some boot polish in here. I think I’ll go work upstairs the rest of the day

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  nice scooter

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