Anon mishears a coworker

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mt two favorite fun facts are geography facts.

  1. If you start in Detroit and head south the first foreign country you will hit is Canada

  2. The pacific entrance of the Panama Canal is east of the atlantic entrance.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Uh… You’re fat?

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.

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    • radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Squat on the inkpad, perp.

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    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.

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    • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Map of Panama showing the country is largely west to east and the canal is roughly north to south.

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think its interesting how north Europe is compared to North America. Stockholm, Sweden is on the same level as Alaska. The Canadian/US border is roughly level with Paris.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Canadians call Detroit “The Barbarians to the North”

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Earth is the largest planet in the world

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Big, if true

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Reno, Nevada, is farther west than Los Angeles, California

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you start in Detroit

    Looks like the east side of Detroit doesn’t hit Canada to the south. Just from eyeballing it I think you’d hit Cuba first.

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Certain parts of Detroit, the west end is north of merkkka.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The peanut, is neither a pea, nor a nut.

  (Probably not a fact, i think it may be a nut. But that was one of the funniest lines from The Critic.)

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It is not a nut; it is a legume.

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I knew 90s era fox cartoons wouldnt lie to me…

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• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m reminded of when I worked for Wal-Mart, I had a lady complain her husband was fat. I just nodded politely and went along with it, never insulted him, just smiled and agreed with the woman.

  Got chewed out for “Calling him fat”, when I was just doing what I was trained to do.

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m a janitor

  Oh my genitals?

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