Because it is relaxing and makes you forget everything terrible in life. Imagine your wife divorcing you, taking away the kids, falling into depression and then getting caught. Cut the fish some slack.
Big health doesnt want you to know
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byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Bruh imagine cigarette-smoked salmon 🤢🤮
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
How could they even light them under water?
20cello@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Checkmate science
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Vaped salmon is coming
yesman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just got some lox on sale and the flesh is greasy and it has a strong smell of fish. Tastes fine, but I’ve never seen that before in smoked salmon. Is this normal? I’m not a big fish guy.
To be clear, I and two others have eaten this and haven’t suffered any ill effects.
protist@retrofed.com 2 months ago
My brother, the fish was discounted for a reason
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I have had smoked salmon lox that smell fishier sometimes. But they taste fine.
Drusas@fedia.io 2 months ago
I've always found cold smoked salmon to have a fishy smell.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Give it 24 hours then report back.
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That because The Smoke cures the Two Great Ills: Life and Decay. And yet humans flee The Smoke, clinging to the emphemeral, cloying dream called “living.” Trotting blithely into the maw of entropy.
Dance instead with the Herald Flame.
Take in The Smoke.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you a salmon?
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you cured?
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hate it when I come down with a nasty case of salmon.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
me too stop coming down them stairs with yo salmon, boy
newton@feddit.online 2 months ago
Salmon is smoked , I mean dead
Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 2 months ago
The RFK school of healthcare.