But you can’t stop with the nose! Get the biggest cheek bones you can imagine, lose 25 pounds, and look like Skeletor with skin! It isn’t cheap to look this bad…
Example of how logic works in Clown World
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 months ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
See, here’s where your wrong. All those “Mar a lago face” people those actually ARE lizard people in human skins. And those human skins are surprisingly affordable
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When you’re ready to stop settling for the cheapest-quality human skins, shoot me a note.
Karl@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Let them make their choices and let’s not judge them.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For the sake of info this is Fiore Ciminello, an Argentine Tiktok user who was getting surgery to correct a deviated septum, not a nose job. She posted a video making a nose job joke, and the Internet got whooshed and took it seriously.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The problem with the Internet getting wooshed, is that for this one influencer who made it a joke, there are a dozen more who genuinely are dumb enough to think that’s how it works and will do the procedures to influence their fans and believe their own ignorance.
fascicle@leminal.space 2 months ago
They cut out the last line
They will be born with a perfect nose on their mother that they can inherit when she passes
Telodzrum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 months ago
With enough malice and ignorance you can repurpose epigenetics to fit the Lamarckian model.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stupidmaxxing
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If anything this will work in REVERSE.
If she has several children as a result of her now superior adaptation skills, they may have the same genetic abnormalities with their noses. But hey, they will know the fix, right?
Rhinoplastic Surgeons love this thought process!
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 2 months ago
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Elilol@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
She shouldve dyed her hair yellow do their offspring are blonde.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
August Weismann figured this out quite a while ago.
(And Mendel, but he didn’t do “body mods.”)
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 months ago
Smarter than most nazis
Bleys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Facebook-tier ragebait