Example of how logic works in Clown World

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• Bleys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Facebook-tier ragebait

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• areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But you can’t stop with the nose! Get the biggest cheek bones you can imagine, lose 25 pounds, and look like Skeletor with skin! It isn’t cheap to look this bad…

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    See, here’s where your wrong. All those “Mar a lago face” people those actually ARE lizard people in human skins. And those human skins are surprisingly affordable

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you’re ready to stop settling for the cheapest-quality human skins, shoot me a note.

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  • Karl@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let them make their choices and let’s not judge them.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For the sake of info this is Fiore Ciminello, an Argentine Tiktok user who was getting surgery to correct a deviated septum, not a nose job. She posted a video making a nose job joke, and the Internet got whooshed and took it seriously.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The problem with the Internet getting wooshed, is that for this one influencer who made it a joke, there are a dozen more who genuinely are dumb enough to think that’s how it works and will do the procedures to influence their fans and believe their own ignorance.

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• fascicle@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They cut out the last line

  They will be born with a perfect nose on their mother that they can inherit when she passes

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• Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lamarckian evolution just won’t die, will it?

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  • Brummbaer@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With enough malice and ignorance you can repurpose epigenetics to fit the Lamarckian model.

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• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stupidmaxxing

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• Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If anything this will work in REVERSE.

  If she has several children as a result of her now superior adaptation skills, they may have the same genetic abnormalities with their noses. But hey, they will know the fix, right?

  Rhinoplastic Surgeons love this thought process!

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• ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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• Elilol@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She shouldve dyed her hair yellow do their offspring are blonde.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  August Weismann figured this out quite a while ago.

  (And Mendel, but he didn’t do “body mods.”)

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• youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Smarter than most nazis

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