Like obviously, how could I possibly fuck someone books if they don’t have any??!
Don't fuck them
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DivineDev@piefed.social 2 months ago
diggerbanks@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
My last three books read have been on a Kindle. I am considering dumping all my books because I can fit a whole library on the Kindle and saves so much space in the (very small) house. Have I become unfuckable?
nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you buy your books on amazon too, yes.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 months ago
You guys buy your books? Haven’t you heard of anna’s archive?
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes
loomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Says the man that hasn’t moved homes a lot.
Fuck them book boxes. All hail the public library where you most importantly give the book back!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I have books.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
But do you have fuck?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
About thirty of forty per shelf.
Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Honestly, a bookshelf tells you a lot. Even one messy little stack of books is a green flag.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I live in baltimore and see john waters all the time, he’d f*** any handsome thing with a penis book or not. He’s winked sexually at me several times.
No homo, but i like attention so flirting is ok bro.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 months ago
I would be honored as a straight man to be hit on by Waters
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
8 drinks in, stinking like booze, with his old clammy hands. Ok, im signing you up for epsteins island 2 electric bugaloo
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I love old books.
I wish there were more spaces where I could have a comfy chair, a beer and an old tome.
Bieren@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I love books. They just have so many words. Just nonstop words.
fireeyes@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
well what if one can’t read books, they have to listen to Audiobooks?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Hmm. Maybe keeping a small library of your fav books in paper form might be nice. Then you can go grab one off the shelf to show friends and also lend them out to people who like/need that format!
Like I keep coffee + paraphernalia even though I don’t drink it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then talk about what you’ve been listening to on the date
belunos@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I have an eBook reader which I take everywhere so chances are, you don’t even see it when coming to my home because it’s in my jacket or backpack. I also have physical books but less than I had without ebooks.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh man… but if we let all the people who don’t have books just fuck each other instead of us… isn’t that how we get Idiocracy / this timeline?
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“No. You kindle doesn’t count! You don’t own any of that shit.”
Kaerkob@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 months ago
They’re about due for a comeback
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I agree with this.
vegafjord@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I dont know. Coldness of the word cool isnt my thing. Im more into bloom.