Like obviously, how could I possibly fuck someone books if they don’t have any??!
Don't fuck them
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DivineDev@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
diggerbanks@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
My last three books read have been on a Kindle. I am considering dumping all my books because I can fit a whole library on the Kindle and saves so much space in the (very small) house. Have I become unfuckable?
nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you buy your books on amazon too, yes.
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You guys buy your books? Haven’t you heard of anna’s archive?
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes
loomi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Says the man that hasn’t moved homes a lot.
Fuck them book boxes. All hail the public library where you most importantly give the book back!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I have books.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
But do you have fuck?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
About thirty of forty per shelf.
Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honestly, a bookshelf tells you a lot. Even one messy little stack of books is a green flag.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I live in baltimore and see john waters all the time, he’d f*** any handsome thing with a penis book or not. He’s winked sexually at me several times.
No homo, but i like attention so flirting is ok bro.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I would be honored as a straight man to be hit on by Waters
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
8 drinks in, stinking like booze, with his old clammy hands. Ok, im signing you up for epsteins island 2 electric bugaloo
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I love old books.
I wish there were more spaces where I could have a comfy chair, a beer and an old tome.
Bieren@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I love books. They just have so many words. Just nonstop words.
fireeyes@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
well what if one can’t read books, they have to listen to Audiobooks?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Hmm. Maybe keeping a small library of your fav books in paper form might be nice. Then you can go grab one off the shelf to show friends and also lend them out to people who like/need that format!
Like I keep coffee + paraphernalia even though I don’t drink it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Then talk about what you’ve been listening to on the date
belunos@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I have an eBook reader which I take everywhere so chances are, you don’t even see it when coming to my home because it’s in my jacket or backpack. I also have physical books but less than I had without ebooks.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh man… but if we let all the people who don’t have books just fuck each other instead of us… isn’t that how we get Idiocracy / this timeline?
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“No. You kindle doesn’t count! You don’t own any of that shit.”
adam_y@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jailbreak, Anna’s, calibre.
Shush.
Kaerkob@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
They’re about due for a comeback
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I agree with this.
vegafjord@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I dont know. Coldness of the word cool isnt my thing. Im more into bloom.