Why bother? I’ll just end up re-carcinizing later.
Unstoppable
Submitted 2 months ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
jj4211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yep, evolution always ends in crabs.
If you are already there, why bother?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Millions of years from now, they tell each other tales of the brief flicker of time when primates with delusions of grandeur captured them and drained them of their blood. But the primates aren’t around anymore. Nothing is, besides the horseshoe crab, watching the remains of the oceans dry up, as the sun grows larger and larger in the sky.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Remember when red blood was all the rage?
Oh man, that fad takes me back
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
as life returns to crab, so does crab return to AAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
MTB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Existed for millions of years before horses. Named after hunks of metal nailed to horse hooves.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What did they call them before horseshoes?
MTB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know, I’ve never asked them.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I met one called Dave once. Lovely guy
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wendy
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I looked up to see how these suckers taste, and they’re actually pretty gross looking inside, idk I’m adventurous but I think I may have found my limit
lauha@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Horseshoe crabs have been described as “living fossils”, having changed little since they first appeared in the Triassic around 250 million years ago, and similar-looking fossil xiphosurans extend back to the Ordovician around 445 million years ago.
If you extend the truth a bit. :)
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Horseshoe crabs got it alllll figured out.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I looked up if once they really haven’t changed at all since the earliest fossils, and they actually have - just not by very much.
deus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” in animal form
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crocs did it better
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh dear god. I’ve never bothered to read much into the anatomy of horseshoe crabs until today, and I had no idea they have an array of photoreceptors along their telson (the long, tail-like segment). That’s so creepy.
schildfrosch@feddit.org 2 months ago
there’s something about non-fishy, non-mammalian sea creatures that makes them have photoreceptors fucking everywhere. look at starfish or some octopuses for example. or any other genus really