Poor ninjas

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The White House, ten minutes later…

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m starting to gofundme for the ninjas to support them during this trying time.

  If everyone chips in $5, we can make the world a better place.

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• GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Trump: I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!

  Ninja: He just fucking shit his pants. It smells like rotten ketchup, we gotta get outta here!

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh no! Now he’s smearing it out over his face!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The President is a Bad Dude. And not in the slang way that means good.

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• Sludgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’ll never get the smell out of their clothes.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This reminds me of a joke I first heard when W. Bush was president:

  In a traffic jam, a group of people go from car to car and say: Some terrorists kidnapped the president and said, they will douse him with gasoline and put him on fire if they don’t get a million dollars. So we are collecting donations. – Ok, so how much do people tend to give? – About a gallon or two.

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good dudes

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• kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you a bad enough dude to just walk away and let them keep him?

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Based Dudes

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This isn’t based on the news cycle isn’t it?

  Disappoint.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Japan’s government loves fascism, they’re not gonna be sending over any ninjas to abduct him.

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