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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Terrible guide. You’ll get nowhere in life if you act like this; everyone around you will think you’re some kind of insecure loser, and they won’t want you in their lives.

  This is because you’re wasting so many perfectly good opportunities when you replace “Thank you” with nothing at all instead of e.g. “No need to thank me” or “It was my pleasure” or “No sweat”.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is a shitpost, you know that right?

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No?? Oh my gosh, was there a second paragraph I forgot to read or something? Shit.

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• BladeFederation@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  MAGA Starter Pack™️

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s how you get a personality disorder.

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can confirm, married to one and it’s 100% the right column with out exception for decades on end

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    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Damn, a person like that is lone wolf material. Not marriage material. How’d you get entangled into this?

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The guiding life principle of my ex…

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  oh it’s the .ml guide?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t forget, instead of “thank you for that information! I am always glad to learn new concepts and information” use “shit up, nerd”

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just act like you already knew that then impress someone else with it later so you 1) don’t give the person who told you any validation and 2) get that validation for yourself from someone else

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Shit up, nerd

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• 00Fuk2Givve@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thank you I will do this

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  • msage@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I will do this

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    • 00Fuk2Givve@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You right

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My mother got a PhD in this.

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• Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How majority of people interact on the internet as well as in person.

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• MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nah, controlling the entire world is a lot of work and probably not worth the effort.

  I’ll settle for a tri-state area.

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  • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Let me guess, by using the MousePotato-nator?

    I didn’t make it, but I suggest putting an extra self-destruct button. I feel like that’s the reason the chewynator didn’t manage.

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    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No, of course not. How predicable do you think I am?

      pushes a strangely potato-shaped covered object out of sight

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  BPD -> Dark Triad 👍

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahh yes, the Roy Cohn method.

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Man, I wish I was this “secure”! The only thing I’ve been able to internalize is “I alone decide what is funny”

  I will happily verbally shitpoat and make references without care for what other people know, and I’ll bloodydamn laugh at myself too!

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• borQue@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sounds like the Trump guide

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