The war begins

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• mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t let any of those fertilize you, just an advice.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    radical freedom! don’t tell me what to do!
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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    MOOOOM! STOP IT!

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• pricklypearbear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  🖐🏽

  1. Does pollen shoot lasers?

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes pollen does shoot lasers. But only under very specific, highly classified conditions:

    When the sun hits at exactly a 42° angle

    When you try to stifle a sneeze

    And when at least one nearby bee is emotional

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      when the tree you’re allergic to is mad at you

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Allergy season

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does the pollen also have an exhaust port that if hit directly, starts a chain reaction that eventually causes the reactor to explode? 🤔

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do you think Zyrtec works?

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• erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  do you know where my belt is i can’t find it

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Who put these holes in my belt?!”

    “It’s a belt, dad, those are supposed to be there.”

    “NOT IN MY BELTS!”

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Look in the refrigerator

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s no moon…

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that war started a month ago for me

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• night_petal@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I live in GA where every Spring someone applies that yellow “Mexico” filter to real life. Washing anything outside is pointless for months.

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