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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨restingOface@quokk.au⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Consume Ketamine, I must. Into Honda Civic to seek more, I must go.

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      90mph in a school zone, Allah has told me to go.

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      • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Today will be Ketamine day at the local school zone. There will be nothing like it!!1!! Open the Fuckin’ Ketamine stash, you crazy bastards!!! Praise be to Allah.

        • JEDI MASTER Yoda
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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put the lotions on it’s skin it does

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When you reach age 900, they should just let you do whatever drugs you want.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Me at 15 watching my older siblings using drugs.

    Me at 60, having learned from their mistakes early on, and having never touched the stuff.

    It’s the same picture.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was in a park once and someone walked up behind me and OD’d right there. Fortunately the groups I associate with I don’t think a single person there didn’t have narcan on them. Dude probably realized he was about to drop dead and came over for help we got him up and running again in no time. Carry narcan, people, shit saves lives

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is that something I can just throw in my glovebox like a few tampons in case of random occurrences, or do they go bad in heat? I know some people have told me I shouldn’t keep water bottles in there, but I always used to keep some in the back seat. Warm water is better than no water in a pinch I always figured. Someone told me it was bad for pregnant people though, something about the plastic leeching into the water

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      • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They do go bad in heat, above about 80f starts to degrade it and like 100 is definitely bad. They last a few years at room temps so there’s some leeway with heat exposure but I don’t know the specifics.

        There is a nasal spray and an injection. The injection works faster and more reliably but if you aren’t used to needles there is higher risk to yourself (accidental stick if the person starts moving).

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Man I wish this was me, I’m out here working a job living a decent life.

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m going to die of alcohol poisoning one day

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    • ihatetomarnold@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was sure I was. 15 months off the sauce.

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    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was there. Got it down to functional alcoholism, and honestly it wasn’t as difficult as you’d expect. Stopping completely is still quite beyond me.

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      God I hope I do soon

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      • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I hope you don’t. I have the same thoughts, though.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Narcan is a buzzkill.

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