I can do this all day, buddy

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s into it and hoping you’ll wish beer for him.

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  • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mmm yes rub that lamp harder

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I need someone to tell me if Djinns. given that they come from Islamic mythology, would follow Halal rules.

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    • sheogorath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends on the Djinn, if they’re Muslim they’ll follow halal rules. If they’re not, 🤷

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “You know, you could have just asked for a six pack and still had two more wishes.”

  (even better if read in John Cena’s voice)

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “If I had asked for a keg, would you have given it to me?”

    “You’ll never know”

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hell yeah! Two more six packs!

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    first wish. I wish to retroactively merge wishes

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chill genie totally okay with giving you free beer wishes because it makes his stats look good in terms of wishes granted and how much reality was altered to grant them.

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck me, even the magical creatures are gaming the metrics now? We truly are in the end times

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• ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do what? I can’t see anything.

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    beerkake

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bier

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know if the genie really hates being in that lamp so much you think he’d be nicer to the guy who lets him out instead of tricking him into making stupid wishes

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