I can do this all day, buddy

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  He’s into it and hoping you’ll wish beer for him.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “You know, you could have just asked for a six pack and still had two more wishes.”

  (even better if read in John Cena’s voice)

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Hell yeah! Two more six packs!

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “If I had asked for a keg, would you have given it to me?”

    “You’ll never know”

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• ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do what? I can’t see anything.

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Chill genie totally okay with giving you free beer wishes because it makes his stats look good in terms of wishes granted and how much reality was altered to grant them.

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Fuck me, even the magical creatures are gaming the metrics now? We truly are in the end times

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