FDIC? Nope, your accounts are backed by NFTs.
end times are here
Submitted 2 weeks ago by sveltecider@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
nul42@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Have you gotten the mark of mrBeast yet?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I hope this was years ago and it failed spectacularly for the YouTube guy.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It does not fail. Every kid knows his name, so he can rip them of before their costomers lean how banks work, and how to spot good deals or red flags. Every video he makes will be an ad for his bank on the YouTube homepage.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I was truly baffled when my boy used to watch him. He’d make money from ad revenue, then would also star in the ads about his own products which I assume he got paid for that and then makes money from increased sales. And in between his show being an ad for himself and his next grift the whole shtick was being so generous that he gave his mom a house.
Its like everywhere that man looked its just moneymoneymoneymoney and kids think its in any way honest.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Looks like 15 hours ago :(
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The people at the front desk where I work sell his shit for him, cheap wax chocolate that cost 5$ and other crap. He makes bank selling the most shit things he can find to phone zombies.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
With that amount of money it’s basically impossible to fail unless he actively involves himself to fuck shit up
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh so Mr Beast wants to go to prison. Mega Madoff Ponzi scheme 2.0. Stealing from white kids is not a good strategy.
btsax@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Madoff only went to prison because he stole from rich people. Stealing from regular people is basic business practice
yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
May I introduce you to the concept of “rent”? Basically, I pay you for a job and give you a place to live but you have to pay me back for living there. It is not slavery, because we both pay for a service.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You think poor people are looking at Financial services in general?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Just steal from the poor, they don’t have money to sue.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
he needs to branch out as his “audiences ages out” i dont how much that lunchly drama hurt his views, but he seems to be desperate to pivot to something else.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Once his fame starts to die down, he’ll definitely start the grift. Quote me.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Mr Beast is the best modern candidate for the Antichrist for sure. I’ve never seen grown ass adults get more defensive over some random YouTube guy.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, he doesn’t have a huge Christian following / congregations supporting him, such is actually one of the requirements for Anti-Christ.
No joke Trump fits it extremely well. He even was essentially given a golden calf.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
hes competing with PETER THIEL, who is obsessed with the anti-christ.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Peter Thiel knows about the Anti-Christ
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t watch any of them, but I would say three-way-tag-team-tie, with Logan Paul and Andrew Tate, competing against R Kelly, Trump, and Epstein.
clucose@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Surely the Anti-Christ wouldn’t be killed by a prison gang like Epstein
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
im pretty sure its peter thiel.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you!! I honestly agree.