100% tru btw

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• eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gym bros would do well to put on a little makeup and smile more

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Part 2 of this meme is where I say that most women want skinny men with good eyeliner and most men want tall, buff women. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a bisexual man, both points are true

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tall buff tomboy gf that will protect my frail ass is a dream <( ’ ’ <)

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You ain’t wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I’ve got lush hair. They’re as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.

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  • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On one hand, I don’t find huge muscles attractive.

  On the other, I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’', 260lbs ass one handed like a toddler.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This right here.

    I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I’m a bear, okay), , but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.

    Unf, yes.

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Muscles are so attractive though, most gymbros just overdo it. I’m thinking more greek god/statue, less Arnold.

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’’ 260lbs ass like a toddler

    Aspirational, this is why I lift.

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sex?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes please.

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• erin@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  40 hours a week on makeup? I need to step up my game. I’m only spending 4.5 hours a day on my makeup.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I get home from work I want to have to hunt for my spouse. Full camo makeup or nothing

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• lunar17@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Disagree. As a guy, girls with winged eyeliner make me weak.

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can confirm, I find women who wear loud makeup instead of going leaps and bounds for the expensive “no makeup” makeup look quite attractive 🌈

  It’s okay for eyeshadow to have colors

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