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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨PP_BOY_@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gym bros would do well to put on a little makeup and smile more

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Part 2 of this meme is where I say that most women want skinny men with good eyeliner and most men want tall, buff women. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You ain’t wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I’ve got lush hair. They’re as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.

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      • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        As a bisexual man, both points are true

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    • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    On one hand, I don’t find huge muscles attractive.

    On the other, I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’', 260lbs ass one handed like a toddler.

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    • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Muscles are so attractive though, most gymbros just overdo it. I’m thinking more greek god/statue, less Arnold.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This right here.

      I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I’m a bear, okay), , but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.

      Unf, yes.

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sex?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes please.

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  • erin@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    40 hours a week on makeup? I need to step up my game. I’m only spending 4.5 hours a day on my makeup.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When I get home from work I want to have to hunt for my spouse. Full camo makeup or nothing

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