Anon visits New York

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Surprising things happen when you yell random stuff in the middle of the city

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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I yelled the N-Word in Alabama, they elected me Mayor of the town I was in. Unfortunately I turned down the position because the town population was three tumbleweeds and a goat.

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So the 3 tumbleweeds and goat are racist?

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fake, they don’t have tumbleweeds in Alabama, they have kudzu.

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    • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIRytMo88Jg

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any city on the West Coast, you yell “Hella”, someone will say “Dope”

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  come on guys it’s been a day and a bit… I only click on these to see how it gets explained as fake and gay

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  • Soulcreator@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well because you asked… It’s fake because if you’re a native New Yorker (or I assume if you’ve lived there long enough) you become numb to the nose and stop hearing it. And probably more importantly, people scream at the top of their lungs in NYC all the damn time, New Yorkers DO. NOT. RESPOND. YOU DO NOT LOOK. YOU IGNORE. Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.

    Lastly NO ONE in New York uses the phrase “badda bing badda boom”, that’s some lame Hollywood trope, I’ve literally never heard anyone use it in real life.

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Eye contact is a great way to get assaulted by a homeless person who is possibly dealing with psychosis.

      Hey now, that’s not fair. It’s also a great way to get scammed by fake monks.

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    • anas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      okay now why is it gay?

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fake

    Op going outside

    Gay

    Op getting answered by another male

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fake: OP talks in public

    Gay: OP is catcalled

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    • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Chef’s kiss

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s Brooklyn for you, I prefer Manhattan

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• Starski@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Crazy how bros now 30

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    God Dangit, I’m like a little less than one year younger than this mfer. Shit was looking way up for me back then.

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• lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Fake: anon goes out Hay: anon is doing things with a fat guy

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• steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Infiltration phase 1 completed

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