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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *Flammenwerfer. Because it werfs Flammen.

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• ruplicant@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• javiwhite@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ImageNice try, potato man.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can I have all those potatoes? I know just where to rehome them (My stomach)

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We doing potatoes now?

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• KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And just like the walruses, they’ll kill you if you’re not careful.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A potato killed me once. It was not pleasant.

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A potato fucked my wife

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Be grateful they can only kill you once.

      Unlike the system lord Ba’al.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Get well soon ❤️‍🩹

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• X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn. One sneeze and it’s all over.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• bigfondue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where are you buying your potatoes because this is like 1.5 weeks these days here

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you want to keep them dry and cold, them not being pre-washed helps as the dirt absorbs excess moisture

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• edg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lol

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This

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