I mean honestly im shocked

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• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was not prepared to mentally handle the consequences of knowing what barnacles are

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  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same!

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even barnacles get worse

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re not alone. Barnacles drove Darwin mad! youtu.be/plYuvU2VZkE

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait till you find out about the barnacle penis. You will still not be prepared.

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• birdbrain5381@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And cephalopods are molluscs!

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe that’s why octopi don’t have civilizations, they’re too traumatized by the fact that all their relatives are little more than meat plants

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• Cattail@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I’m not gonna be home for a while Marie”

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• Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It has no leg

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    • Davel23@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It has no leg yet.

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  SHOOK

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  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shooken even

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re not rocks they’re minerals

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• JohnSmith@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blistering barnacles!

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Watch your mouth!

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  waltuh

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  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s true en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crustacean?wprov=sfla1 bottom row left

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i think ur just copepod

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  biology is probably the closest we can get to actual eldrich horror, realizing that everything you’ve taken as fact is complete nonsense and in reality all definitions are made up

  like fucking hell, both animals and plants are compound organisms that billions of years ago swallowed some bacteria or whatever and it stuck around inside the cells and eventually atrophied into organelles!

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