I thought it was a masturbation joke, it's so much more wholesome. :)
Potions and lotions
Submitted 1 year ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 1 year ago
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So we all just had the exact same experiences huh?
SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I rubbed deodorant on my hair
11181514@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Everyone taking about how wholesome and relatable this is and you’re over here with a stick of deodorant making choices.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Rub on deodorant is supposed to work by filling in your pores to stop sweat so i wonder what it would do to hair
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I was more of a bubbles sort of kid rubbing shampoo on my hands and then mouth, do not recommend, soapy mouth and burning lips is not fun 10/10 kept doing it again.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dam, my kid did the same thing… except my wife basically let him without even trying to tell him this is not ok. I remember a few months I was buying the big Costco size ones, and they were gone within the week. I was really upset just because of how dam expensive it is! Not looking to spend $40-$50 a month on the same shampoo was my only goal. Plus, we have septic, so I was starting to get nervous about that as well. Our other kid is almost 2. I guess I have this to look forward to again in a few years…
reev@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
!witchymemes@lemmy.world is leaking again
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My ex was on the verge of ending our daughter because of this haha.
Little bottles with gooey mixtures everywhere, soap covered doorknobs, and of course, no shampoo or conditioner to be found.
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
This has to be universal. I did the exact same shit.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Magical cleaning gels that make bubbly foam which you’re “not supposed to eat” because they’re “bad for you”? Could there be a more perfect potion base?
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I made them in the cauldron (toilet). Included bath bombs and baby powder and shaving cream and whatever else seemed flushable.
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I used my grandma’s antique (or antique looking) glass decoration. They looked like really fancy potion bottles, and were just gathering dust! unacceptable
Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 1 year ago
Both of my kids do this.
dragonflyteaparty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So did my then five year old. She had a period where she went through an entire hand soap dispenser every two days until we got her to quit. She still uses shampoo, but as far as we can tell, only (mostly?) when we give her permission. It doesn’t run out super fast.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I made a potion, and then in a moment of bonding stupidity, managed to pour it into my eyes. I never made a potion again after that :(
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, did this a few times when I was young out of Boredom