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• MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The irresistible urge to lick off this one small drop of coffee slowly gliding down on cup’s wall

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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Go ahead, no one will notice. No one will immortalize it on camera to be viewed across the internet. It’ll be fine.

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    • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s not the licking that’s the problem. A small little lick would go unnoticed. Utilizing 110% of the surface area to maximally tongue fuck the cup’s exterior, though? You’re just begging to get memed.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s not that I want to do it. I just don’t want the coffee to drip onto the table.

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    • WarTowel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I want to do it. I don’t care who sees.

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• 4grams@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  OMG, I do this when a drop is about to spill, it’s reflex, Can’t help it. But I’m always terrified someone will see me being so weird.

  Glad to know I’m not alone I guess.

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  • MCTamTam@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least we are 3 now.

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• lefaucet@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you for this quality shitpost, SatansMaggotyCumFart. This is precisely what I came here for

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• CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love a good morning c̸͎͚̫̺͒̇̾̓e̷̤̦͘r̸̳̞̖͜͝ȁ̴̙̅̈͌̏m̵̰͓̹͊̈́̾͌͘i̵͔̎c̴̥̙̖͛͜

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• bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m just here wondering why she has extra fingers.

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And a different color! Almost like they belong to the person behind her!

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Some of those belong to the person in the background.

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• stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She is using some subtle signals

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• Ininewcrow@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like she’s got a drinking problem

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When the acid kicks in while you’re still at work.

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We made you some coffee, Carol.

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• DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I dunno what she’s drinking, but it’s probably not tea…

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    clearly it’s the evidence.

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