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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finally, the internet as it’s supposed to be!

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🎼 The internet is for porn.
    Why you think the net was born?
    Porn, porn, porn.
    🎵

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re a pervert! Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We could do even better. Just make it one big all-in-one subscription service. Everyone gets a monthly consumer basket of goods and services based on averages for their income level. Paychecks go straight to the provider. No more fuss.

    We’d save a ton on bandwidth by going back to cable. If someone gets a promotion and raise, no sweat, just scale up their subscription to fit their income. With the freedom to choose between three providers, you can trust that the free market competition is still happening in the background and keeping your basket as full as possible for your income level.

    Choose from Red’s Old-Fashioned Country Provider, Blue Futura Provider, or Green Mother Earth Provider.

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Three providers?

      You must live in a big blue market. We get two and both are the same price with one being faster but missing half the features the other has.

      Unless you count Star link.

      No one should count Star link.

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• flamiera@kbin.melroy.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  "ADVERTISE TO ME CAPITALIST SENPAI!"

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This extension is Art

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  porn in magaland

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah. Peace at last.

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  D Madness has entered the chat.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t tell the zen Buddhists

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• SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  loool

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