I love telling women “Getting kicked in the balls hurts way worse than giving birth” and wait for them to get all mad. “Hey I’m just saying I got kicked in the balls once, never again. You have 3 kids, why would you willingly do that again?”
To all fellow guys struggling these days
Submitted 18 hours ago by cosmicrookie@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Delphia@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 1 hour ago
Well, it’s possible to stop a man’s heart by kicking him in the nuts so…
FatVegan@leminal.space 3 hours ago
Man that’s clever. and women are so stupid that they don’t realise that you get something out of a pregnancy.
essell@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Oh, so you’re saying men can’t get anything out of being kicked in the balls? 😏
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Men and women are both stupid. Humanity is stupid. We should all just work together to conquer that. Boy I’m in a grumpy mood this morning.
itkovian@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Everyone is lonely, not just men. Can we please not share sexist trash here or anywhere, really?
Acamon@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
As a certified manflu sufferer, I gave this an upvote. I know that there’s been a lot fun made at guys ‘overreacting’ to colds, but maybe it’s time to listen to the victims. Occasionally, I get a cold where i just feel a bit shit, tired and full of snot. But most of the time a cold shuts me down entirely, I can’t think, talk nonsense, if I try and drive I almost crash. I’m a compete mess. Sure, maybe my body is just overreacting to the virus, but so is anaphylaxis and that kills people.
I’m pretty sure that labour is worse, but…
db2@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I sent this to every woman I know. I anticipate good things to come of it.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
women will never understand bc god made them dumb, and out of a rib bone
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
“rib bone”
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
I heard it as a “slight fever” and laughed like a loon.