Anon's solution for first date nerves

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hate that this might be true

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  • bless@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Many people are saying it. The best people.

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    • killingspark@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve been on the most tinder dates and I can confirm with my greatest confidence that this beautiful method works tippytoppy

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• Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Confidence is a huge deal and very important. Now just talk like a confident you, not like Donald Trump.

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My keyboard is the biggest, loudest, most beautiful - and not just loud, everyone says it has excellent tactility - have you seen the lights? Better than the aurora borealis. The aurora borealis saw my keyboard and said so themselves. I built it myself. It was easy. You go to a website that sells the parts. Great websites, some of the happiest places on the internet.

    Nah, still hate it

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    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So you look at talking. What a joke. Does anyone actually think he knows what he’s talking about? Tactility? Really? Weak language. My keyboard is has ten times more lights than his, and when I press a button it knows I mean it. Tactility isn’t a factor. It’s rough, gruff, able to take the pressure of a real man’s hands.

      Oh, and did you notice how he said loudest? I did. All these vocal minorities, with their purple hair and face tattoos. They don’t care about America, they don’t care about our traditions or our values. All they want is a handout.

      I feel really dirty….

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    • Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same, but because it’s still too much Trump.

      My keyboard is great, I love it. it’s loud, but also a joy to type on. I built it my self, which makes me live it even more - it’s not so difficult. Look at the lights! Here try typing on it, isn‘t the tactility great?

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: anon gets frequent tinder dates? Doubt.

  Gay: while on said dates he’s thinking about another man… also like the worst man to think of for both for the object of attraction and for the confidence trick.

  Talking like Cave Johnson would be a much better option all around. Then you’re not drooling over or mimicking a pedophile AND you can make vaguely ominous jokes about science, so it’s clearly the better choice

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Added bonus, you might win over a Caroline.

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• papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t be able to resist the temptation of mimicking his voice. Is it part of the act?

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  CNN just there in the side fact checking anon.

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• AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve been doing it my whole life. I chose not to use this power for evil, unlike some others I could mention. Because it’s a choice not to be a giant douche canoe just because you can.

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can confirm this strat works, won an election using it

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• iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  upmost

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    upperly rediculuss.

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• kilgore_trout@feddit.it ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It sure worked for him

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