My wife always snuggles up cutely then rips ass and slithers back to her side.
Bum trumpet
Submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Just a little tease on the pickle and the the smell of pickled eggs - a woman of culture
Samsy@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Oh god, I can hear that picture.
Btw. What’s that smell?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Uh. Trumpet breath.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 months ago
Play that tune!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
What accent do you fart in?
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 11 months ago
Good question: It depends on what I've eaten actually.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Nah, I don’t think you do. Farting is like breathing. Most of the time you don’t even realize you do it. It’s when there is big farts that you notice it. We always emit some amount of gas.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Come human centipede my butt and ill prove it.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 11 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
When ya fart while wearing noise canceling earby
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve heard about deaf people learning with horror that farts make sound.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
I work from home a lot a lot. I have to be careful about the rapport of my cannon at the office
Strider@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I once made a squeaking noise with my mouth while exhaling, the meeting members thought it was a fart.🤣