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I feel like a buffet would fix this

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Submitted ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨criss_cross@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This picture says “Some guy is sick, four compassionate people are helping him, and one malignant narcissist with dementia has put his brain on pause until the event that isn’t about him and that doesn’t interest him is over, and everybody’s attention returns to him.”

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The crazy thing is, most narcissists would be kneeling down next to him, screaming for help and going “it’s going to be ok buddy, I’ve got you”. It’s such an easy moment to take control of

      His brain is just cooked. He’s grumpy because he got woken up and it’s not time for him to talk. He looks pissed

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        his brain and pants is cooked by cocaine.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Compassionate people is a generous characterization.

      Like, they are just slightly lesser assholes.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Compassionate and capable. Trump is anything but capable.

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      • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I genuinely have no idea how this guy managed to convince so many trumpanzees to vote for him. Like Nancy Pelosi correctly said, he’s a vile creature: even if you somehow agree with his policies, he’s clearly a terminally nasty and mean misanthrope, and someone nobody with any penchant for nice human contacts wants to spend anytime around of. I completely fail to fathom how such a repulsive human being can have such charisma.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Serious question: Why the fuck does he stand like that with his hands turned so his palms are facing backwards and his arms are straight down?

    That is physically uncomfortable to do and looks moronic. I can’t imagine him doing this on purpose, but I also can’t see him holding such an unnatural position unconsciously.

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      physically uncomfortable

      such an unnatural position

      Have you considered that he’s been standing with his shoulders rotated forward for most of his life, and that his feeble body falls right into this position, rather than a neutral position where he’d have to expend strength standing up straight with a strong looking torso?

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hes also wearing shoe lifts which makes stands very awkwardly.

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what’s the real context?

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They took away his peepee pills because his heart can’t take it.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wanna see this used where it’s one of those scenes from an early 2000s where the world passes them by while they stand still. Maybe put him standing there doing nothing on J6th

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  • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation.  It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it.  Everyone loves his premature ejaculation and micro dick.  They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.

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    • Duranie@leminal.space ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right now I hate that voice in my head that does the real voices.

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    • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The doctor looked at me with tears in his eyes and said: “You have the tiniest penis that I have examined”

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah but what happens when you finish first at the buffet?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Great idea! Wow

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  • Tm12@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it not decorum to keep going until winced over into a napkin? Just me?

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just you.

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