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I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The teeth are mostly flat, indicating that it’s an herbivore. With the eyes on the front side of the face, that indicates that it’s a predator, due to its binocular vision. So this rare specimen hunts ambulatory plants. A very rare find indeed! Yay science!!

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    • Ack@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The eyes appear to be coming from their nostrils. I waiver what evolutionary pressures squeezed their eyes out their nose.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        They see the smells. And smell the sees.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Perhaps they’re like frogs, which sometimes use their eyeballs to swallow and, uh … The eyeballs got lost along the way?

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sharks do not have binocular vision in the same way humans do, so their depth perception is less precise. They rely more on monocular cues (e.g., size, movement, and overlap of objects) and motion parallax (relative motion of objects at different distances) to estimate depth.

      This dude a freak

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sounds useful for when the triffids come.

      No one ever laughs when I make this reference.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hmm, I don’t remember the book exploring bodies of water and the triffids. And I’ve read it recently.

        Underappreciated apocalypse universe, that.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A species related to the hammerhead. Its called the cokehead

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  • AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s absolutely an ERMAHGERD shark.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Megaladerp

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here ya go.

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thats just my girl Hork, don’t mind her she just wants to chill.

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    • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Classic Hork

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think you’re seeing the tragic result of a shark having shark repellent bat-spray used on it.

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  • rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s Sphyrna derpi!

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I asked around the answer I kept repeatedly being given was “no, just… no. HELL no!” /s

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  • bebabalula@feddit.dk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That right there is an upside down person with googly eyes on their chin!

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

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