Bats taxonomy

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• Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Friendly reminder that wombats are BIG

  Man holding a wombat. The animal is almost as large as he is.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wow, it looked so small on the OPs picture.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  there is no such thing as a vampire wombat

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The evolution of wombats chart sent me

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    if a wombat is large enough it might collapse into a black bat

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• FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No vampire wombats? I'll have to fix that.

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  • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Vampire wombats were destroyed by the drop bears long before the english came.

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• FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  the main sequence

  hahahah

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• Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No vampire wombats that we know of.

  It’s entirely possible that every scientist that went to study them is now a bloodless dessicated corpse slowly turning to jerky under the Australian sun.

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  • luciferofastora@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nah, see, they’re native to southern Siberia. That’s why people don’t find them: you’d never know to look for wombats in Siberia.

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• Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A stickbug isnt a true bug

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  • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

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    • MagicShel@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They technically a member of the ambulatory foliage genus, yes.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So it’s more accurate to call it StickFeature?

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    • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No stickinsect

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do species really exist? Aren’t we all just vibrations in the cosmos?

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Right but species are a kind of vibe

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But wombbats are. While cockroaches crawl into the urethra of the penis, wombbats fly into vaginas, then crawl into the womb through the cervix, where they’ll nest.

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• RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What!? And then next you’ll tell me they are not wombs either?! I don’t believe you

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• FishLake@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wow, never knew wombats were that far off the main sequence of evolution. What happens when then run out of hydrogen?

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do you tell a fat squirrel from a wombat?

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  All bats are wombats but not all wombats are bats

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• Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But nombats probably are!

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• jaded_genie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Next thing you’ll tell me an eggplant is not an egg??

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i mean the whole order is called VOMBATIFORMES.

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